This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k
Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy's junk....
View Article100-Year-Old Woman Just Really Wants To Have Sex, Is That So Wrong?
Old people: they do what they want. And if they're feeling pervy and want to ask a reporter "How's ya dick hangin'?", well, so be it. I am not going to get in the way of a centenarian trying to make a...
View ArticleWe Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called...
Who needs Iceland's beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world's most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing...
View ArticleFKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better
FKA Twigs' fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night's Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone's attention. The dress, designed by Christopher Kane, was a...
View ArticleNew Gun Law: Texas Handgun Owners Will Now Be Able To Prominently Display...
A new law was signed into legislation on Saturday in Texas, ensuring that handgun owners will be able to proudly and openly display there firearms in public - including on college campuses. Texas, you...
View ArticleThe Giant Guide To Penis Size
Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises. According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any...
View ArticleLenny Kravitz’s Dick Wanted To Get Some Fresh Air, Showed Itself On Stage
CINNA, WE HAVE A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. GET A MOCKINGJAY PIN STAT.
View ArticleLenny Kravitz Knows Everyone Saw His Wang, Really, It’s NBD
If only every celebrity handled their nudes with this sort of humor and grace.
View ArticleLenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)
When Lenny Kravitz's penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick piercing or a cock ring...
View ArticleWomen Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to...
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually...
View ArticleHey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?
We painted dicks. Obviously.
View ArticleWhite Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man
A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a "black guy" when in reality he actually shot himself in...
View ArticleGood Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis
We were not expecting any of that.
View ArticleFinally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For
Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen. Lest we think of Trump's actual dick (sorry), these all seem to be...
View ArticleInstagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon
Don't worry, we saved some eggplant for ya.
View ArticleToday Is “Short Girl Appreciation Day,” So Let’s Talk About “Spinners”
These fake holidays have gotten out of hand.
View ArticleThis Artist’s Dick Pics Are Like Etsy For Your Penis
NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro.
View ArticleWhy Won’t Instagram Take Down This Picture of Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick?
Justin Bieber's topless dick grab lives on, while the Game's #EggplantFriday disappeared very quickly.
View ArticleMakeup artist contours her face with dicks and it somehow works out in the end
If you don't mind having a cock on your face, of course.
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